Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Lesson Number Three: Or, For That Case, Their Bladders

In this instance I think the student in question has no problem controlling his bladder in class.  He just chose not to.

I work with some interesting characters.  Case in point, a teacher we shall call CJ.  CJ is a bit different.  She's a bit short-sighted, a bit deaf and more than a bit...odd.

Anyhow, some time ago I heard a kerfuffle, a student who I teach had been suspended.  For peeing in class (in a corner). In CJs class.  Upon questioning I found out that it wasn't because he was really busting and CJ wouldn't let him go to the toilet.  Or that he had any issues controlling his bodily functions like the previous child.  No, he appeared to have just done it for fun.
And get this....CJ didn't NOTICE!!!

Now I don't like to speak ill of my colleages (actually that's not true I bitch about everybody, even when it's not completely anonymous) but how does a teacher not notice someone pissing in a corner of their classroom?
And the funniest thing was, she is adamant it didn't actually happen.

She said that the other students were just making it up when they told her about it.  She reckons he just had a water bottle and squirted it on the floor.  So I asked her, why then, did he admit to doing it to the deputy principal so that he got suspended??
She said, "Oh they just sometimes do these things, don't they?"

Apparently an odd smell still lingers in the classroom though..

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